Signs of the Times, Vol. 12, No. 49.
General ArticlesThe Commentary.
NOTES ON THE INTERNATIONAL LESSON.
Sin and Death.
THE PARABLES OF JESUS.
Lesson XIV.—The Wicked Husbandmen.
Mabel's Christmas Dream.
IN THE BETHLEHEM STABLE.
A Little Sermon to Young Women.
Health and Temperance.
The Curse of China.
RAPID GROWTH OF OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE FLOWERY KINGDOM.
Tobacco: What It Is Made Of
Tobacco and the Alcoholic Appetite
San Francisco's Pipes.
Wine Drinking in the Greek Islands
Nine Ways for Boys to Suicide.
BY A WOMAN.
- WEAR fashionable, tight, thin-soled boots.
- Wear a snug-fitting waist-coat or corset.
- Keep late hours, sleep in poorly ventilated rooms, drink strong tea and coffee, and use beer and wine freely.
- Sleep on feathers, and neglect bathing and exercise.
- Eat rich food whenever you desire it, and supply the stomach with plenty of candy and nuts between meals.
- Smoke several cigars a day, and chew half a pound of fine-cut each week.
- Be moderately "fast." Even then you can reach the insane asylum before you are fifty.
- Marry a fashionable girl with more bangs on her forehead than brains beneath them.
- Employ a traveling quack or specialist to patch up your fagged-out, much-abused bodies. They charge more than intelligent men who have made men and medicine a study—but you are rather desirous to be swindled, and can reach your object in no surer way.—Fire and Hammer.
Nine Ways for Girls to Suicide.
BY A MAN.
- WEAR narrow, high-heeled, thin-soled shoes.
- Wear a "snug" corset, and hang half a dozen skirts about your wasp-like waist.
- Sit up in a hot, ill-ventilated room till midnight, poring over "Mrs. Vavasour's Secret; or, the Lost Heir of Castleton."
- Sleep on feathers, in a small, close room.
- Eat rich food. Eat it rapidly, and at irregular times.
- Use freely coffee, tea, spirits, etc. Weak, frail constitutions need something "strengthening."
- Stuff yourself with cake, confectionery, and sweetmeats, then swallow patent medicines to get rid of them.
- Marry a moderate drinker—you need not marry a sot to do it.
- Employ a fashionable doctor to attend you in every slight ailment.